Men and Women

SUCCESS:
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

STYLE:
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

MONEY MANAGEMENT:
A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one dollar item he wants.
A woman will pay one dollar for a two dollar item that she doesn't want.

HAPPINESS:
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

MARRIAGE EXPECTATIONS:
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

MARRIAGE DECISIONS:
Men marry because they are tired.
Women marry because they are curious.
Both are disappointed.

MARRIAGE AND THE FUTURE:
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband,
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

MEMORIES:
A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her.
A man cherishes the memory of the woman who he didn't marry.

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN:
There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.

WHAT A WOMAN WANTS:
Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy...
- One is to let her think she is having her own way.
- The other is to let her have it.

LONGEVITY:
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

MISTAKES:
Any married man should forget his mistakes - no use
two people remembering the same thing.

THE BATTLE:
A woman always has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

there are always many wars and conflict between men and women,but no one could figure out a way of solution.
so the war between men and women would perform again and again without ending!

you think:
men is so great.
women is so brutal.
really?
i don't think so.
there are the same 50% between men and women.
men hurt women ,
women hurt men .
but in fact:
women love men,
men love women.
so men need his lady,and women need his men.

change from a girl into a women ,we should be happy or sadly,i hope youngth forever

Very interesting sentences.

Especially the one - "Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die. "

Women are creatures, which are hard to understand.
Women's mood change like stock market, up and down randomly, no one can predict.

No wonder Stephen Hawking - the Greatest Physicist Alive, once said, "It is easy to understand universe than understand women" Poor guy!

great opinions