老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪，但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的
一封英文情書，老媽都笑的前俯後仰，經過我們一再催逼，老媽終於拿出老爸當年
寫給她的情書，看了真的是OH！MY GOD！很有一套喔！

Dear wang "litte sister": 親愛的王「小姐」：

>From see you one eye, I "shit" love you. 自從看到你的第一眼，我〝便〞愛上你。

Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live. 妳的眼睛閉上，我就死了，你的眼睛打開，我又活過來，
Your eyes close and open again and again, I die again and again. 妳的眼睛貶啊貶，我就死去活來？

Maybe you do not remember me, no matter. 也許你不記得我，沒有關係，
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock. 當你仔細看著我，你就會一見鍾情。

I think l should introduce myself to you. 我想應該介紹一下自己。

I call Li big great. Toyear 25. 我叫李大偉，今年25。（今天是 today，那麼今年就是 toyear。至於偉就翻成 great 吧！）

My home have four "mouth" people - papa, mama, I and "DD". 我家有四〝口〞人... 爸爸、媽媽、我和〝弟弟〞。

I am a good man, in a big company work. 我是一個好男人，在一家大公司上班。

I "make early ＊" every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.
我每天都"做早操"，這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。 (由於"操"字不雅 僅以＊代替)

Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk, 請嫁給我吧，否則我將削髮為僧