1."A pretty woman is like a melody, no use if it is flat."
胸部平坦的美女有如走调的美妙旋律, 没啥用的.

2."A nice speech should be like a mini skirt, just long enough to cover the important parts, and short enough to be sweet."
一份好的演讲词应该像迷你裙, 刚长到可涉及重要部分, 但短得可爱.

3."Statistics are like mini skirts; what they hide underneath are more interesting than what they reveal."
统计数字有如迷你裙; 它们隐藏的比它们显示的更有趣得多.


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